Choose Your Realm
Five worlds are always in season — and we happily dream up new ones.
The Fae Court
Moonlit elegance beneath a wisteria canopy — silver goblets, drifting starlight, and bargains made over darjeeling.
- Moonveil table styling
- Iridescent fae-glass serve ware
- Midnight blooms & antler crowns
The Second Breakfast
Second breakfast, elevated. Seed cakes, honey scones, and long laughter around a wildflower-laden table.
- Cottage-garden florals
- Seed cake & honeyed scones
- Round-door photo corner
The Unbirthday
A very merry unbirthday to you! Mismatched china, pocket watches, and riddles hidden among the roses.
- Curiouser china collection
- Paint-the-roses-red station
- Topsy-turvy cake tower
Elven Moonrise
Slender goblets beside a silver waterfall — an evening ceremony of light bread, song, and starlight.
- Luminous canopy of lights
- Moonbeam menu in silver ink
- Elvish calligraphy place cards
The Starfall Soirée
When the sky rains light, we set the table beneath it — gold, midnight-blue, and drifting stardust.
- Shooting-star canopy
- Gold-leaf petit fours
- Wish-jar keepsakes for every guest
Dreaming of a realm we haven't named yet — pirates, dragons, dashing regency rakes — tell us, and we shall build the table.
The Ritual
Whatever the realm, every party is bound by the same ancient magic.
A Themed Tablescape
Every table is dressed to the last thread of its tale — linens, candelabra, and curious objects borrowed from the realm.
Feast & Scones
Clotted cream, tiered trays, and realm-specific delicacies baked the morning-of. Dietary whimsies always honored.
Living Florals
Garlands, moonblooms, and posies gathered for your party — arranged on-site so the table is still growing when you arrive.
A Tale to Take Home
Each guest leaves with a keepsake from the story — a wish jar, a pressed-flower bookmark, or a riddle solved too late.
"It felt like stepping through a wardrobe into a kinder world — and the scones were still warm." — the standard every table is held to
Reserve Your Table
Tell us your tale, and we shall set it with sugar and starlight. We open soon — founding families on the list choose their dates first. No deposit, no obligation.
The raven is away ✦
You're on the Founding List — 10% off your first party and first pick of dates when the doors open. Watch your raven-mail; we'll write the moment booking begins.
Where We Pour
Tea parties in Yucaipa, Redlands, Calimesa, Beaumont, Highland, Loma Linda, Oak Glen — and everywhere the Inland Empire dreams.
Backyards under the Oak Glen apple trees, clubhouses, living rooms, and park pavilions all make lovely tea rooms. Your host arrives early, sets the realm, pours and serves, and leaves your home exactly as they found it.
What does a hosted tea party cost?
Most themed parties in the Inland Empire land between $250 and $600 depending on realm, guest count, and setup. You'll always have an exact quote in hand before anything is booked.
Do you come to our home?
Yes — every realm travels. Home, backyard, clubhouse, park, or venue, anywhere in the Yucaipa–Redlands area and the wider Inland Empire. Setup and cleanup are part of the ritual.
What ages are the realms for?
The Unbirthday and fairy realms suit ages 4–10; the Fae Court and the Starfall Soirée are beloved by grown-ups, showers, and book clubs. Every realm is tuned to its guest of honor.
How far ahead should we book?
Two to four weeks for weekend dates; midweek parties can sometimes be arranged on shorter notice. Send the raven — asking costs nothing.